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Table of Contents Excerpt Rave and Reviews. About The Book. I Hate Myselfie Hi. Some of you might know me from my videos on the internet. Some of you might know me from the movie I directed entitled Not Cool.

And some of you might know me as the guy you saw on the cover of this book who has an incredibly punchable face. I also have an incredibly punchable body, but none of you will ever get to see that. If I could spend my entire life underneath a heating blanket with a handful of my own balls I would happily do so. Sometimes I scroll through my Instagram page and audibly groan.

What is the point of posting four pictures a day of yourself doing the same duck face in four different locations? Should I go to the doctor? Is Emma Stone still a thing? Can that be over yet? The first edition of the novel was published in March 10th , and was written by Shane Dawson. The book was published in multiple languages including , consists of pages and is available in ebook format. The main characters of this non fiction, humor story are ,.

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Shane Dawson has always been an open book. From his first YouTube vlog back in to his feature film debut Not Cool to a cover story in Variety magazine, Shane has documented his life pre-tty thoroughly.

His music videos are awesome. But in his upcoming memoir, fans will finally get a chance to see the real Shane through personal stories that are at once humorous and heartwarming, self-deprecating and totally inspiring. Highlighting key moments of his childhood and adolescence, through his phenomenal success on YouTube, and continuing on to his more recent experiences as an actor and director, Shane's memoir will feature the silliness and satire his fans already enjoy, but it will be even more in depth, more real, and more portable.

It was greater than any expectation I had. As a viewer of Shane's since the beginning, I knew this book would be great although I knew most of the stories before hand! None the less, it was even greater to hear him say a collection of them at once and to hear his true heartfelt voice telling each story. It's great to hear these relatable stories because you know the hard times made someone who they are today!

It was an amazing "read" and I would recommend it to anyone who would enjoy a laugh, an "aww" and a "wtf? They are witty, hilarious and completely relatable. His performance is highly enjoyable and he comes across very charismatic that I can see now why he's so loved by those that apparently follow him online. He's self-deprecating, inspiring and seems like a guy you'd love to just hang out with, especially if you like to laugh so hard you spill Splenda-sweetened iced tea out of your nose.

I honestly did not expect this when I bought this book! In all seriousness I just liked the title. Lucky for me I enjoyed it a lot! I've been listening to it in the living room over the last two days and even my mother enjoyed it - which is saying something. So I do recommend this! I like the fact that it's "real" and "raw". If there is more books coming from Shane - I'll definitely buy them! I feel like while there's a lot of self deprecation in this book, there's also a lot of humble bragging and narcissism which was a bit off-putting.

I get that a story needs to be interesting and stories need to be spiced up, but these stories seem so exaggerated that it's to a point where most of it probably didn't happen at all. It really was disappointing because I was actually excited to read about Shane's real life and backstory but instead all it was was a bunch of random anecdotes that all sound like a plot in a poorly written sitcom.

But here's the thing, I love Shane and his videos! I feel like it was written to sound genuine but it was so forced that it did the opposite. The only reason I didn't give it a one star is because it did help me fall asleep at night. That's not supposed to be shade, that's actually true. It's a really fun book and i enjoyd all of it, a blast to listen to while im laying in bed or driving.

Shane showed a side of himself he never had before. I was hooked through the entire book. Shane narration was very well done but what he wrote was even better. I didn't know what to expect when I started listening to this, but I can say I am throughly pleased by what I heard. The chapter about Shane and his grandmother was so well written and such a touching point in this book.

Almost everything Shane wrote about had a lesson to be learned or a touching story to be told. Comparing his YouTube videos to this book would be hard to do.